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Article Archive
August 2008's Articles
That news you've been waiting for... - 8/24/2008 1:45:00 PM
Hurry up and fix it! - 8/24/2008 12:42:00 PM
Crunching (and mauling and shredding) the numbers - 8/24/2008 12:39:00 PM
Well, Well, Well... - 8/24/2008 12:33:00 PM
June 2008's Articles
401(k) *What*? - 6/11/2008 10:31:00 AM
Ass + you + me = assume - 6/11/2008 10:26:00 AM
January 2008's Articles
More Confessions of an Insurance Geek - 1/28/2008 10:05:00 AM
Too good to last - 1/25/2008 4:22:00 PM
Confessions of an Insurance Geek - 1/23/2008 5:45:00 PM
December 2007's Articles
The ultimate all-time champeen job rant - 12/16/2007 12:24:00 PM
A Demand for A Stencil - 12/10/2007 12:41:00 PM
Been a Long Time - 12/9/2007 12:08:00 PM
Worst Try Scheduling (or why I quit) - 12/3/2007 6:05:00 PM
Working for Job (the biblical one) - 12/3/2007 10:55:00 AM
November 2007's Articles
Alas, Stupidity Shall Prevail! - 11/27/2007 11:45:00 AM
Worst Try Education - 11/19/2007 4:55:00 PM
Retail Hell - 11/14/2007 2:28:00 PM
October 2007's Articles
Day of the Dread - 10/3/2007 11:13:00 PM
No Submissions - 10/3/2007 9:46:00 AM
September 2007's Articles
Happy Labor Day!! - 9/3/2007 10:23:00 AM
Website Problems - 9/2/2007 10:00:00 AM
And they gave this man a SCALPEL?? - 9/2/2007 9:50:00 AM
August 2007's Articles
Dawn of the Dread - 8/31/2007 10:20:00 PM
Temp? What is this "Temp"? - 8/27/2007 10:20:00 AM
Recognition! - 8/21/2007 8:27:00 AM
Happy Monday - 8/20/2007 10:51:00 AM
The worst retail job in the world - 8/14/2007 11:30:00 AM
Suck harder! HARDER! - 8/14/2007 9:05:00 AM
I Wish I Were Rich... - 8/7/2007 10:12:00 AM
July 2007's Articles
It's been a long time... - 7/24/2007 8:20:00 PM
Brass balls! - 7/24/2007 3:10:00 AM
June 2007's Articles
We had a power outage today... - 6/29/2007 7:39:00 PM
An Apt Question - 6/29/2007 7:28:00 PM
Starfish in Geek clothing - 6/29/2007 7:23:00 PM
Ten Things Bands Sometimes Forget: A Show Booker’s - 6/29/2007 7:13:00 PM
May 2007's Articles
update the site!!!!!!! - 5/29/2007 5:28:00 PM
Such a smrty pants. Wait...no.... - 5/29/2007 5:24:00 PM
Oh, I didn't realise... - 5/29/2007 5:19:00 PM
It's been a long time - 5/29/2007 5:15:00 PM
If you are so desperate.. why do you act like scum - 5/29/2007 5:07:00 PM
March 2007's Articles
Crybaby for the prosecution - 3/22/2007 1:44:00 PM
January 2007's Articles
The McLife (Have I relayed this story already?) - 1/6/2007 12:23:00 PM
Belaboring the obvious - 1/3/2007 1:13:00 PM
Happy New Year! - 1/2/2007 9:29:00 AM
December 2006's Articles
She made how much more then me??? - 12/14/2006 10:02:00 AM
Working in an office to long - 12/14/2006 9:55:00 AM
August 2006's Articles
Nepotism is AWESOME! - 8/31/2006 8:52:00 AM
I Wasn't But I Damn Well Wish I Had Been! - 8/31/2006 8:50:00 AM
Let's have us some fun - 8/25/2006 12:17:00 PM
Um, Scott? - 8/16/2006 10:32:00 AM
The truth isn't out there - 8/2/2006 10:51:00 AM
July 2006's Articles
Where's my Spoon? - 7/11/2006 2:26:00 PM
Taking the Spoon to the Next Level - 7/11/2006 2:22:00 PM
Unhappy workers 'blame managers' - 7/11/2006 2:14:00 PM
EJ, I'll Always Remember Ya (Part I) - 7/11/2006 1:55:00 PM
June 2006's Articles
Sleepy little scapegoat - 6/27/2006 3:26:00 PM
Just a link - 6/6/2006 8:04:00 PM
Spouse or Spoon - 6/6/2006 8:00:00 PM
Back in the saddle - 6/6/2006 7:56:00 PM
A True Life Sonnet (or something) - 6/6/2006 7:46:00 PM
May 2006's Articles
Marie Osmond...shut the fuck up! - 5/30/2006 9:30:00 PM
Back from vacation - 5/26/2006 8:21:00 AM
A boss who totes and carries - 5/26/2006 8:06:00 AM
Sammich Day - 5/16/2006 1:03:00 PM
Your computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds... - 5/5/2006 2:13:00 PM
The Spoon Came to Me in a Dream - 5/5/2006 2:09:00 PM
Just ramblin'... - 5/3/2006 9:00:00 AM
April 2006's Articles
Work news and non-work news - 4/26/2006 2:06:00 PM
I just can't do it anymore - 4/20/2006 11:39:00 AM
My Nightmare At Work - 4/18/2006 8:32:00 AM
Good News and Bad News - 4/18/2006 8:09:00 AM
Someone saved my life last night... - 4/9/2006 4:44:00 AM
March 2006's Articles
The nerve of some people - 3/28/2006 9:00:00 AM
Lack Of Updates - 3/23/2006 7:31:00 AM
Ethics, schmethics - 3/23/2006 7:25:00 AM
A lesson in service - 3/14/2006 2:38:00 PM
Malcontent in the middle - 3/1/2006 8:20:00 AM
We like you...but we're going with someone else - 3/1/2006 8:17:00 AM
February 2006's Articles
God damn it. - 2/21/2006 9:20:00 AM
Jealous of ME??!!? - 2/21/2006 9:10:00 AM
Do people even read? - 2/17/2006 7:58:00 AM
The picture is fuzzy - 2/15/2006 10:34:00 AM
Happy Valentine's Day, WoSers! - 2/14/2006 8:04:00 AM
I hate my job. - 2/8/2006 8:48:00 AM
Overheard Conversation - 2/8/2006 8:30:00 AM
A new sig for a new millenium - 2/2/2006 10:34:00 AM
Reading is fundaMENTAL - 2/1/2006 10:25:00 AM
Take that phone and... - 2/1/2006 10:21:00 AM
January 2006's Articles
Good news for me - 1/31/2006 3:38:00 PM
I really shouldn't need to tell you this... - 1/31/2006 10:39:00 AM
10-month job interview - 1/25/2006 7:36:00 AM
Adventures in Developing Software for a Gay Bathho - 1/25/2006 7:33:00 AM
Fucking Sales People! - 1/18/2006 10:10:00 AM
WEE WEE ENLARGE! - 1/18/2006 10:07:00 AM
www.ihatedell.net - 1/10/2006 11:06:00 AM
Another Old Navy Story - 1/10/2006 11:00:00 AM
Cable guy from hell - 1/6/2006 10:24:00 AM
Oil, oil everywhere... - 1/6/2006 10:21:00 AM
The Calendar - 1/4/2006 10:27:00 AM
The Calendar - 1/4/2006 9:48:00 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR! - 1/2/2006 7:24:00 AM
December 2005's Articles
Merry Belated Xmas! - 12/28/2005 10:03:00 AM
Just a tad late - 12/21/2005 12:05:00 PM
Carnac I am not. - 12/21/2005 12:02:00 PM
The problem...is you - 12/19/2005 1:37:00 PM
Some Folks - 12/13/2005 7:15:00 AM
D'ouh! - 12/13/2005 7:10:00 AM
Canadian Military - 12/12/2005 7:10:00 AM
Christmas needs to be further away, dammit! - 12/12/2005 7:06:00 AM
November 2005's Articles
Hi! - 11/30/2005 6:26:00 PM
Brain Freeze - 11/30/2005 10:09:00 AM
They need a specialist for that now? - 11/30/2005 10:03:00 AM
Liberté, egalité...yeah right - 11/16/2005 10:41:00 AM
75% of members got laid - 11/16/2005 10:37:00 AM
Open Forum - 11/9/2005 8:42:00 AM
Open Forum: Hallowe'en - 11/2/2005 8:16:00 AM
New Boss Blues - 11/2/2005 8:12:00 AM
October 2005's Articles
Theme Song Idea 4 website - 10/26/2005 9:25:00 AM
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - 10/26/2005 9:21:00 AM
It's Been A While... - 10/21/2005 7:38:00 AM
I Wanna Be Sedated - 10/21/2005 7:34:00 AM
What Corporate America Can't Build - 10/18/2005 7:47:00 AM
Stupidity in the workplace *gasp!* - 10/18/2005 7:42:00 AM
I am so glad I don't work atUMaine IT Anymore - 10/4/2005 2:00:00 PM
September 2005's Articles
Damn you, Murphy! - 9/28/2005 8:32:00 AM
You won't believe what they did while I was gone - 9/28/2005 8:26:00 AM
...And it continues. - 9/23/2005 8:50:00 PM
Headline sabotage - 9/23/2005 8:39:00 PM
Open Forum: Coupla Bad Weeks, Y'all - 9/17/2005 9:16:00 AM
The Stupidest Statement Ever Made - 9/1/2005 5:51:00 PM
CALM BEFORE THE STORM - 9/1/2005 5:49:00 PM
August 2005's Articles
Where's that printer? - 8/30/2005 7:58:00 PM
Another corporate waste of money - 8/30/2005 7:56:00 PM
The Day The seloC Slave Had A Perfect Shift - 8/29/2005 7:12:00 PM
"You obviously don't have children!" - 8/29/2005 7:08:00 PM
I touch underwear for eight dollars an hour - 8/24/2005 7:40:00 PM
What a week! - 8/24/2005 7:38:00 PM
This one is kinda short.... - 8/18/2005 7:08:00 PM
Record store woes - 8/18/2005 5:03:00 PM
Yeah, that oughta help - 8/17/2005 7:19:00 PM
Where's My Back Pay? - 8/17/2005 7:13:00 PM
Take a Number - 8/17/2005 7:11:00 PM
Can DoT anywhere read a Map? - 8/16/2005 8:10:00 PM
You're Pretty Uppity... - 8/16/2005 8:08:00 PM
Work sucks! - 8/16/2005 9:56:00 AM
Open Forum: Suggestions To Avoid the Turning - 8/16/2005 9:45:00 AM
Tech support is the devil. - 8/12/2005 8:05:00 AM
CAT ATTACK! - 8/11/2005 3:23:00 AM
Site Updates - 8/10/2005 8:50:00 AM
Think you've got it bad? - 8/10/2005 8:44:00 AM
July 2005's Articles
Animal funny farm - 7/29/2005 9:58:00 AM
3 totally different problems - 7/29/2005 12:10:00 AM
PETA now needs to go away - 7/25/2005 2:23:00 PM
Don't be late or; Yes is not a number - 7/25/2005 2:20:00 PM
Great and sad moments in space today - 7/20/2005 2:20:00 PM
You think this might not be the best time? - 7/20/2005 2:10:00 PM
Bring us...a shrubbery! - 7/18/2005 2:30:00 PM
Stop Code 14 - 7/15/2005 1:55:00 PM
Maybe spoonie has the right idea... - 7/11/2005 10:51:00 PM
Birthdays and in-laws don't mix - 7/11/2005 10:49:00 PM
Back on a 48 hour clock - 7/1/2005 2:44:00 PM
June 2005's Articles
Dumb Dental Doctor - 6/30/2005 5:01:00 PM
Excessive dedication - 6/30/2005 4:58:00 PM
A receipt for good service - 6/29/2005 2:26:00 PM
Open Forum: I'm done - 6/23/2005 10:33:00 AM
Attempting to get published, Part 2.5 - 6/21/2005 6:51:00 PM
Attempting to get published, Part 2 - 6/21/2005 6:47:00 PM
I killed a printer today - 6/21/2005 6:45:00 PM
Weird problem descriptions, pt 2 - 6/15/2005 7:02:00 AM
Mathematics - 6/15/2005 7:00:00 AM
Paid time off & Toilet Paper - 6/14/2005 10:33:00 PM
Sample of my work - 6/9/2005 7:43:00 PM
Zzzzzzzz....... - 6/9/2005 7:37:00 PM
Attempting to get published, Part 1 - 6/7/2005 1:48:00 PM
Just a little puzzle piece - 6/7/2005 1:30:00 PM
Stupid-ass WoS factoid of the day - 6/6/2005 1:13:00 AM
Updates and another plea - 6/3/2005 2:24:00 PM
Recording Industry - 6/3/2005 1:58:00 PM
Where Cats Fear To Tread - 6/2/2005 8:11:00 AM
May 2005's Articles
The Stupidest Tech in Existence - 5/31/2005 2:04:00 PM
No Paid Breaks, Just Lots of Retards - 5/31/2005 1:59:00 PM
Ain't got no stinkin' password - 5/26/2005 4:11:00 PM
The new guy - 5/26/2005 4:05:00 PM
The working, yet broken printer - 5/24/2005 12:49:00 PM
Work Woes - 5/24/2005 12:37:00 PM
Open Forum: Doctor Who - 5/24/2005 12:36:00 PM
Open Forum: Episode III - 5/19/2005 2:14:00 PM
Can I *cough hack wheeze* help you *sneeze*? - 5/19/2005 2:07:00 PM
Pain and suffering while trying to get a co-op... - 5/18/2005 9:31:00 PM
Wireless Chump-ion - 5/17/2005 8:44:00 PM
Mr. Clueless - 5/17/2005 8:43:00 PM
Nametags make things better? - 5/12/2005 2:13:00 PM
I am now too expensive for my company - 5/12/2005 2:05:00 PM
I think I've finally figured it out! - 5/11/2005 1:16:00 PM
Nothing for "Private Caller" - 5/11/2005 1:13:00 PM
World's Best Divorce Letter - 5/9/2005 9:44:00 AM
I'm back... I think.... - 5/6/2005 11:17:00 AM
Dogs Are Better - 5/6/2005 11:11:00 AM
Government works in mysterious ways - 5/6/2005 11:07:00 AM
Welcome to the Mushroom Farm - 5/5/2005 12:51:00 PM
Goodbye, whores - 5/5/2005 12:45:00 PM
A Slight Delay - 5/4/2005 8:40:00 AM
Retards in IT! - 5/4/2005 8:35:00 AM
Dude looks like a lady - 5/2/2005 8:19:00 PM
Caller IQ - 5/2/2005 8:13:00 PM
April 2005's Articles
Some people think too much - 4/28/2005 1:38:00 PM
Well here i go again. And Again. - 4/28/2005 1:35:00 PM
The Pure Wisdom of State Government - 4/27/2005 2:09:00 PM
Say again why no wireles !! - 4/27/2005 2:04:00 PM
St Patricks Day Memories - 4/27/2005 1:57:00 PM
You're a GREAT WORKER....but, YOU'RE FIRED. - 4/25/2005 9:17:00 PM
I'm so useless - 4/25/2005 12:36:00 PM
Complete care and you - 4/25/2005 12:29:00 PM
Taxi companies are full of shit! - 4/25/2005 12:26:00 PM
Is your boss a psychopath? - 4/20/2005 2:23:00 PM
Words may fail -- but *I* didn't fail, dammit!! - 4/20/2005 2:11:00 PM
What were they thinking?? - 4/20/2005 1:55:00 PM
Random Retail Shit - 4/15/2005 11:31:00 AM
What *IS* it about banks that sucks so much? - 4/15/2005 11:27:00 AM
A little courtesy, please. - 4/13/2005 8:54:00 AM
The Miracle cow-irker - 4/13/2005 8:50:00 AM
Other People's Jobs - 4/12/2005 10:37:00 AM
Ass kissing = free ride - 4/12/2005 10:29:00 AM
Real-life ethnic jokes... - 4/11/2005 10:36:00 AM
The plot sickens... - 4/11/2005 10:32:00 AM
Just Going for Ice - 4/7/2005 11:39:00 AM
Open Forum - 4/7/2005 11:29:00 AM
Elevators from hell - 4/5/2005 5:01:00 AM
Helping the competition - 4/5/2005 5:00:00 AM
Open Forum - 4/4/2005 7:49:00 PM
What's that fucking smell? - 4/4/2005 7:43:00 PM
A little courtesy, please - 4/4/2005 7:40:00 PM
If I'd known I'd have to be clairavoyant... - 4/4/2005 7:35:00 PM
March 2005's Articles
So I was thinking - 3/31/2005 6:22:00 PM
Today is the Official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day - 3/31/2005 6:16:00 PM
Today's winning retard is... - 3/29/2005 7:35:00 PM
We pay him.... - 3/29/2005 7:30:00 PM
Insubordination Sucks.... - 3/28/2005 7:32:00 PM
Things better not to know about your DSL ISP - 3/28/2005 7:26:00 PM
It's been awhile... - 3/24/2005 11:17:00 AM
The direct deposit - 3/22/2005 12:50:00 PM
The keys - 3/22/2005 12:34:00 PM
Weekend from hell - 3/21/2005 10:28:00 AM
Addendum to "9 days" - 3/18/2005 10:04:00 AM
9 days - 3/18/2005 10:02:00 AM
Site Updates Again - 3/17/2005 3:35:00 PM
Tipped well, still an asshole, part 2 - 3/17/2005 3:25:00 PM
They want to eat their cake - 3/17/2005 3:20:00 PM
I somehow lost the title - 3/16/2005 10:11:00 AM
Late Fees - 3/16/2005 10:07:00 AM
two things just plain dumb - 3/14/2005 11:20:00 AM
Patience - 3/14/2005 11:12:00 AM
Site Updates - 3/11/2005 1:58:00 PM
- 3/11/2005 1:55:00 PM
12 hour shift - 3/11/2005 1:51:00 PM
A few weird problem descriptions - 3/9/2005 8:40:00 AM
The New Old Job - 3/9/2005 8:34:00 AM
Lazy fucker - 3/3/2005 3:09:00 PM
The happiest profession - 3/3/2005 3:01:00 PM
Outta Stories - 3/2/2005 9:01:00 AM
Now I need you, now I don't - 3/2/2005 8:57:00 AM
February 2005's Articles
Debt Management Program Paradox - 2/25/2005 4:12:00 AM
Apparently I am a Customer Service Supervisor - 2/25/2005 4:05:00 AM
February 25th: Work Your Proper Hours Day - 2/23/2005 3:12:00 PM
Confused old guy finds the truth - 2/23/2005 9:24:00 AM
Subject = whole damn email - 2/23/2005 9:20:00 AM
No ink! - 2/22/2005 10:41:00 AM
An inside job is so tempting... - 2/22/2005 10:38:00 AM
20 years ago today - 2/20/2005 1:07:00 PM
Resignation is fun - 2/17/2005 1:21:00 PM
The great Exodus - 2/17/2005 1:15:00 PM
Coupons are for retards....even me - 2/16/2005 1:43:00 PM
Who's keeping score? I fucking am! - 2/16/2005 1:35:00 PM
Bob Blau - 2/15/2005 9:19:00 PM
Blog me, bitches! - 2/15/2005 1:44:00 PM
Qualications needed: A sense of humor - 2/14/2005 6:54:00 PM
More Metro Nightmares - 2/14/2005 6:43:00 PM
Not one to be outdone... - 2/11/2005 10:17:00 AM
Security rules! - 2/11/2005 10:14:00 AM
Poke Fun At Me Time! - 2/10/2005 10:47:00 AM
Go Slow Onslaught - 2/10/2005 10:40:00 AM
Yahoo Mail Problem - 2/10/2005 8:25:00 AM
Quittin' Time! - 2/9/2005 1:45:00 AM
The infamous scroll mouse - 2/7/2005 11:49:00 AM
Uh, I don't work here - 2/7/2005 11:43:00 AM
Welcome to the jungle... - 2/4/2005 9:23:00 AM
Open Forum: Credit Reports - 2/2/2005 11:06:00 AM
How many managers does it take...? - 2/2/2005 11:00:00 AM
January 2005's Articles
I'll have you know - 1/31/2005 4:29:00 AM
Harley Davidson on the 4th of July - 1/28/2005 11:09:00 AM
Christian Conspieracy Theories - 1/27/2005 2:22:00 PM
Memories are made of this - 1/26/2005 10:23:00 AM
The Conclusion - 1/25/2005 8:00:00 AM
Fuck the Department of Labor - 1/24/2005 2:03:00 PM
Open Forum: Stupid Lunch Tricks - 1/24/2005 12:36:00 PM
167 miles for a second's work - 1/20/2005 10:25:00 AM
ON CALL - 1/20/2005 9:58:00 AM
Failure+Trucker = *ucker! - 1/19/2005 9:24:00 AM
"Personal space" - 1/19/2005 9:10:00 AM
New Comic! - 1/18/2005 8:02:00 AM
The elephant is the most contagious of animals. - 1/18/2005 7:50:00 AM
Socialized health woes - 1/12/2005 9:10:00 PM
The Cookie Incident - 1/12/2005 9:07:00 PM
Boredom Before Work Leads To... - 1/11/2005 11:22:00 AM
Neal and Bob II - 1/11/2005 8:00:00 AM
A Lesson In Frustration - 1/10/2005 12:11:00 PM
Little Funny of the Day - 1/10/2005 8:36:00 AM
Dopey - 1/7/2005 8:21:00 AM
More squaddies - 1/7/2005 8:16:00 AM
Nobody should have to deal with this - 1/6/2005 12:46:00 PM
More Academic Communications - 1/6/2005 12:39:00 PM
The Bookstore - 1/5/2005 8:44:00 AM
And together.... - 1/5/2005 8:37:00 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - 1/4/2005 8:17:00 AM
Not a story, but it made me laugh. - 1/4/2005 8:02:00 AM
December 2004's Articles
Another comic!!! - 12/30/2004 10:51:00 AM
A Comic!!! - 12/29/2004 12:37:00 PM
It will be fine. Don't worry about it. - 12/29/2004 12:30:00 PM
Lirkers! (Lazy cow-IRKERS) - 12/28/2004 12:44:00 PM
Not so much a story as a funny link - 12/28/2004 12:42:00 PM
Quick tips for candidates and new hires - 12/27/2004 10:09:00 AM
Merry Christmas!! - 12/23/2004 8:28:00 AM
The worst day of my working life - 12/23/2004 8:06:00 AM
YAY! - 12/22/2004 9:28:00 AM
Lazy Janitor - 12/22/2004 9:25:00 AM
Where is it...?? Where's that f*$!#@g spoon?! - 12/21/2004 8:51:00 AM
Lazy Co-worker - 12/21/2004 8:46:00 AM
AIM - Another way to waste time at work - 12/19/2004 7:43:00 PM
Rant 'n Rave - 12/16/2004 11:44:00 PM
Kiosks - 12/16/2004 11:36:00 PM
Troubleshooting 101 - 12/15/2004 4:37:00 PM
You've worked here how long? - 12/15/2004 1:44:00 AM
Top 10 Signs of Job Burn Out - 12/15/2004 1:40:00 AM
Happy Birthday, Spoonman! - 12/15/2004 1:35:00 AM
4 month computer fix - 12/14/2004 9:53:00 AM
I wish to sue! - 12/14/2004 9:44:00 AM
24 hours in a week - 12/13/2004 2:10:00 PM
Bathroom Malfunction - 12/13/2004 2:07:00 PM
Corporate Vigilanteism - 12/9/2004 11:32:00 PM
The SHIT drill - 12/9/2004 10:21:00 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 12/9/2004 8:35:00 AM
True Liberation Is... - 12/9/2004 8:31:00 AM
Error message that won't go away - 12/8/2004 10:52:00 AM
The Way Things Are Going - 12/8/2004 10:49:00 AM
Oh behave - 12/7/2004 7:47:00 AM
The Honor is All Mine! - 12/7/2004 7:42:00 AM
This is not a rant, more of a rave. - 12/2/2004 8:07:00 AM
Dusting off the old spoon... - 12/2/2004 8:02:00 AM
November 2004's Articles
1000 MEMBERS!!!! - 11/30/2004 11:34:00 AM
Ignorance is bliss - 11/30/2004 11:21:00 AM
And if I cover my eyes you can't see me! - 11/30/2004 7:57:00 AM
You Won't Believe What I Found On The Copier - 11/24/2004 10:43:00 AM
See that girl/guy? - 11/24/2004 10:32:00 AM
You won't believe what I found on the copier - 11/24/2004 10:26:00 AM
See That Guy/Girl? - 11/24/2004 10:21:00 AM
Site Updates Revisited - 11/23/2004 1:21:00 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 11/23/2004 1:17:00 PM
Oh behave - 11/23/2004 1:12:00 PM
Review - 11/19/2004 7:39:00 AM
Site Updates? You Decide! - 11/18/2004 9:12:00 PM
The Commuting Rant returns... - 11/18/2004 9:09:00 PM
Uniform? What uniform? - 11/18/2004 9:03:00 PM
Say WHAT? - 11/17/2004 7:07:00 AM
The Resignation Letter - 11/16/2004 10:38:00 AM
'Damnyankees' - 11/15/2004 1:32:00 AM
The Muffin Man - 11/15/2004 1:30:00 AM
All I could find was a plastic spoon... - 11/12/2004 12:02:00 PM
Two more months.... - 11/11/2004 7:38:00 AM
Mistaken Identity - 11/11/2004 7:34:00 AM
Yet another funny story from a shitty job - 11/10/2004 7:43:00 AM
Hi! - 11/9/2004 6:25:00 PM
Crackheads Make Bad Robbers - 11/9/2004 11:29:00 AM
When queues collide. - 11/9/2004 11:05:00 AM
Foul Ole Ron - 11/8/2004 1:43:00 PM
Fun With Faxes - 11/8/2004 1:04:08 PM
Hay, fork you! - 11/5/2004 11:12:00 AM
Open door Policy... - 11/5/2004 11:06:00 AM
No. Bacon. Ever. - 11/4/2004 12:39:00 PM
Dubya For 4 More - 11/3/2004 3:33:00 AM
Breeding the Bitch - 11/2/2004 11:42:00 AM
a sample of my torture - 11/2/2004 11:32:00 AM
Vacation? What Vacation?...Job? ...What Job? - 11/1/2004 2:00:00 AM
The Scary Dealings of Management - 11/1/2004 1:54:00 AM
October 2004's Articles
Halloween Nightmare - 10/29/2004 1:48:00 PM
Braindead Rookie - 10/29/2004 1:44:00 PM
The Cannibals - 10/29/2004 1:42:00 PM
Mountain Dew In My Eye... - 10/27/2004 3:22:00 PM
Smash my foot... - 10/27/2004 3:19:00 PM
I saw my future... - 10/27/2004 3:16:00 PM
Yo! - 10/26/2004 2:42:00 PM
Vacation, Schmacation, we've scheduled you! - 10/26/2004 2:26:00 PM
I guess I should tell you why I have a WOS account - 10/26/2004 2:24:00 PM
The Worst Jobs I Ever Had - 10/22/2004 1:01:00 PM
Who stole the $20? - 10/21/2004 2:52:00 PM
The Quiz - 10/21/2004 2:47:00 PM
Oh Boy, Company Benefits! - 10/20/2004 3:40:00 PM
Office pranks - 10/20/2004 3:08:00 PM
Why I buy alcohol in Delaware - 10/19/2004 1:25:00 PM
All about heat - 10/19/2004 1:19:00 PM
The Joy of Carry Outs - 10/18/2004 12:26:00 PM
Stories that no one should hear - 10/15/2004 12:13:00 PM
Feeling Insecure - 10/15/2004 12:09:00 PM
hatred towards work at this moment is 200%! - 10/14/2004 12:27:00 PM
The SportsCenter Top 10 Dumb Asses of the Week - 10/14/2004 12:22:00 PM
It was good while it lasted - 10/12/2004 5:19:00 PM
You can't beat a good system - 10/12/2004 5:13:00 PM
Favoritism? I think so. - 10/8/2004 5:40:00 AM
Trust the contractors - 10/7/2004 1:45:00 PM
9 Days - 10/7/2004 1:40:00 PM
Drowning in ice creamy idiocy - 10/6/2004 10:15:00 AM
Steve - 10/6/2004 9:55:00 AM
Your Job Could Be Worse - 10/5/2004 1:22:00 PM
Office Pranks - 10/5/2004 1:18:00 PM
Why I Hate Shopping for Anything - 10/4/2004 11:59:00 AM
Random funny joke - 10/1/2004 4:55:00 PM
The Nearly Lucky Little Nearby - 10/1/2004 1:06:00 PM
The right way, the okay way, and our way - 10/1/2004 12:49:00 PM
September 2004's Articles
'Bell' training, first thoughts - 9/30/2004 1:56:00 PM
But you said before.... - 9/30/2004 11:58:00 AM
Automotive Injustice - 9/30/2004 11:54:00 AM
The 5-ft, 5-sec rule - 9/29/2004 12:46:00 PM
An integrated accounting system - what do you think? - 9/29/2004 12:41:00 PM
What if I just TAKE them? - 9/28/2004 2:56:00 PM
Just a little nugget - 9/24/2004 7:41:00 AM
I went Office Space on their asses! - 9/24/2004 7:35:00 AM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 7 - 9/23/2004 12:10:00 PM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 6 - 9/23/2004 12:04:00 PM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 5 - 9/22/2004 1:46:00 PM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 4 - 9/22/2004 1:41:00 PM
Downed Site - 9/21/2004 1:50:00 PM
Not a story - 9/21/2004 1:48:00 PM
More online incompetence - 9/21/2004 1:45:00 PM
Open Forum II - 9/17/2004 1:16:00 PM
Open Forum - 9/17/2004 12:55:00 PM
Is it human error if I punch you in the face? - 9/16/2004 10:58:00 AM
The Incessant Blabbering Of The Unwashed Masses - 9/16/2004 10:43:00 AM
Lying Managers - 9/15/2004 9:11:00 AM
Does education make people dumber? - 9/15/2004 9:09:00 AM
Your children are spawn from Satan's loins - 9/14/2004 1:38:00 PM
Fire Bad! Fire BAD! - 9/14/2004 1:33:00 PM
You, yes you are the problem - 9/13/2004 11:31:00 AM
They say "Time is great healer". It ain't. - 9/13/2004 11:15:00 AM
Why under the table just isn't worth it... - 9/8/2004 1:42:00 AM
Sharp Dressed Jackass - 9/7/2004 10:27:00 AM
Disney Magic - 9/7/2004 10:23:00 AM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 3 - 9/2/2004 10:03:00 AM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 2 - 9/2/2004 10:00:00 AM
Video store clerk. The job from hell. - 9/1/2004 1:15:00 PM
Photo-Editing Nightmare - 9/1/2004 12:30:00 PM
August 2004's Articles
The Junk Store - 8/30/2004 8:29:00 AM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. - 8/30/2004 6:47:00 AM
Chronicles of a Moron, Part 1 - 8/27/2004 11:48:00 AM
Taking corporate slogans literally - 8/27/2004 11:43:00 AM
I'm glad I don't work there anymore - 8/26/2004 11:52:00 AM
Yet Another About Drunks... - 8/26/2004 11:39:00 AM
Not work related, just kinda weird...in a cool way - 8/25/2004 9:06:00 AM
What's with these people? - 8/25/2004 8:54:00 AM
Retards and Cowboys and Bullshit! Oh my! - 8/24/2004 2:56:00 PM
I Hate Staples - 8/24/2004 12:30:00 PM
The elusive piece of paper - 8/23/2004 12:11:00 PM
My company's organizational hierarchy - 8/23/2004 12:09:00 PM
Stupid ass people - 8/20/2004 1:04:00 PM
Buddy and the napkin incident - 8/20/2004 12:51:00 PM
"$1.50 is my life savings!" - 8/20/2004 12:46:00 PM
Ranty rant rant! - 8/18/2004 7:50:00 AM
Speaking English - 8/18/2004 7:45:00 AM
The Man With the Badge... Maybe - 8/13/2004 1:14:00 PM
Who's for South Africa this year? - 8/13/2004 1:02:00 PM
Joke of the day - 8/12/2004 1:40:00 PM
The Phantom Pee - 8/12/2004 11:30:00 AM
What part of online don't you understand? - 8/12/2004 11:24:00 AM
Open Forum - 8/11/2004 4:28:00 PM
Give him a spoon! - 8/9/2004 11:28:00 AM
British academic planning again - 8/9/2004 11:23:00 AM
A story of something going right - 8/6/2004 2:47:00 PM
Customer's Eye View - 8/6/2004 2:37:00 PM
Another inspection story - 8/6/2004 2:35:00 PM
Training Headaches - 8/4/2004 12:10:00 PM
Someone Up There Hates Me - 8/4/2004 12:04:00 PM
Open Forum - 8/3/2004 2:29:00 PM
Safety First - 8/2/2004 1:27:00 PM
Corporate Inspections - 8/2/2004 12:58:00 PM
Yea! Corporate field inspection time! - 8/2/2004 12:57:00 PM
July 2004's Articles
The Leadership Theory of Management - 7/28/2004 12:22:00 PM
Just a question and a story - 7/26/2004 12:00:00 PM
Too old, or too young, I don't know! - 7/26/2004 11:57:00 AM
Never mind the ethics, just deliver - 7/22/2004 1:49:00 PM
Check me out? - 7/22/2004 1:44:00 PM
The Joys of IT - 7/21/2004 12:05:00 PM
The Urinal Incident - 7/21/2004 12:00:00 PM
Find out how evil your company is! - 7/20/2004 1:34:00 AM
Open Forum - 7/20/2004 1:26:00 AM
I smell a lawsuit... - 7/20/2004 1:23:00 AM
A link and a job opening - 7/19/2004 10:43:00 AM
I think I finally figured it out - 7/19/2004 10:06:00 AM
A few octets short of an IP - 7/19/2004 10:02:00 AM
Spelling Bee - 7/15/2004 12:20:00 PM
Inconvenience Store - 7/15/2004 7:42:00 AM
Technical Recruiting HELL - 7/14/2004 12:39:00 PM
Winter of our Discontent - 7/14/2004 12:36:00 PM
Shoot me in the head, I'm in hell. - 7/14/2004 12:14:00 PM
In the cold - 7/13/2004 4:05:00 PM
Fuck you CJ - 7/13/2004 4:00:00 PM
Merch on sale this week - 7/12/2004 1:23:00 PM
All it takes to buy a luxury car is money - 7/12/2004 11:46:00 AM
Gimme my spoon part 2 - 7/12/2004 11:42:00 AM
How to organise a p***-up in a brewery - 7/8/2004 11:51:00 AM
4yr old mentality - 7/8/2004 11:36:00 AM
1337, d00d - 7/7/2004 8:39:00 AM
GIMME MY SPOON! - 7/7/2004 8:33:00 AM
Nintendo University - 7/5/2004 6:35:00 AM
Redundant Work Projects - 7/5/2004 6:32:00 AM
Food Service Incompetence - 7/2/2004 9:34:00 AM
Got a new part time job - 7/2/2004 9:28:00 AM
Squaddies plus Technology equals... - 7/1/2004 10:41:00 AM
The perfect resignation - 7/1/2004 8:21:00 AM
June 2004's Articles
Better living through inavailabilty - 6/30/2004 9:19:00 AM
Carping about price - 6/30/2004 9:11:00 AM
Customers from hell day! - 6/29/2004 10:18:00 AM
Why Horsley? - 6/29/2004 10:11:00 AM
You're Trying To Reach Who? - 6/24/2004 1:29:00 PM
Why? Can someone please tell me why? - 6/24/2004 1:18:00 PM
Sometimes you just gotta ask... - 6/22/2004 8:45:00 AM
Leave for 2 days & hell breaks loose on your desk - 6/22/2004 8:40:00 AM
Evad again - 6/21/2004 9:58:00 AM
I'm baaaack.... - 6/21/2004 9:56:00 AM
Best job, but weird - 6/18/2004 10:38:00 AM
Not the most interesting of stories, but... - 6/18/2004 10:30:00 AM
Who wants stickers? - 6/17/2004 8:58:00 PM
Sometimes co-workers are good - 6/17/2004 3:35:00 PM
Fresh fried fish on Tuesdays - 6/16/2004 8:26:00 AM
Banks don't need your business - 6/16/2004 8:11:00 AM
The Zombie Guy... - 6/15/2004 3:59:00 AM
Why Stupid People Should Be Killed - 6/15/2004 3:53:00 AM
AT&T wants to buy me a drink - 6/14/2004 12:30:00 PM
Skippy's List - 6/14/2004 12:26:00 PM
Indignity - 6/10/2004 5:30:00 PM
Links To Check Out Today - 6/9/2004 8:57:00 AM
Treated Like An Idiot - 6/9/2004 8:15:00 AM
Me want food! - 6/8/2004 9:09:00 AM
Too dumb even for McDonald's - 6/8/2004 9:04:00 AM
Never mind - 6/7/2004 9:46:00 AM
The mind-boggling riddle that is "email" - 6/7/2004 9:39:00 AM
Site Updates - 6/7/2004 7:56:00 AM
About My New Job - 6/4/2004 4:52:00 PM
It has no title - 6/4/2004 11:32:00 AM
Another e-mail fwd - 6/3/2004 9:16:00 AM
I wish I could send stupid ze cooler - 6/3/2004 9:01:00 AM
Lesson One: How To Urinate Into The Toilet - 6/2/2004 12:53:00 PM
Your advice, please - 6/2/2004 11:13:00 AM
Prison sounds a lot worse... - 6/1/2004 11:55:00 AM
Memorial Day - 6/1/2004 11:50:00 AM
May 2004's Articles
engine,casting,tractor - 5/31/2004 11:14:00 AM
No Rant, Just The Funneh - 5/31/2004 11:09:00 AM
Management's gotta have job satisfaction! - 5/28/2004 10:13:00 AM
Medical Mal-practice - 5/27/2004 12:13:00 PM
Why athletes don't deserve special priviledges - 5/27/2004 12:09:00 PM
Open Forum and Announcements - 5/26/2004 9:41:00 AM
What's that sound? - 5/26/2004 9:23:00 AM
Listen Up, Slapnuts! - 5/24/2004 8:35:00 PM
After sales service - 5/24/2004 8:32:00 PM
At least we know it wasn't me... - 5/24/2004 9:38:00 AM
Mystery groundbreaking - 5/24/2004 9:15:00 AM
Make something idiot proof... - 5/21/2004 1:18:00 AM
Weasely Boss Ducks Responsibility - 5/21/2004 1:10:00 AM
Beam me up Scotty - 5/20/2004 12:20:00 PM
Even the best of us fuck up... - 5/20/2004 12:17:00 PM
It's called a phone...USE IT! - 5/19/2004 8:51:00 AM
The Joys of Being On Call - 5/19/2004 8:45:00 AM
Paint the Sow Pt. 2, Bonuses - 5/18/2004 11:28:00 AM
Paint the Sow - 5/18/2004 11:25:00 AM
Retail Story - 5/17/2004 3:55:00 AM
Why dumbasses should not work in IT - 5/17/2004 3:50:00 AM
The store's now open! - 5/16/2004 9:06:00 PM
What I Will MIss About The Hardware Store - 5/14/2004 8:46:00 AM
Toilet Training in the Corporate World - 5/14/2004 8:33:00 AM
Corporate Lessons - 5/12/2004 8:45:00 AM
No Comic For You! - 5/12/2004 8:29:00 AM
The joys of on-call - 5/11/2004 9:17:00 AM
You can't do without managers like this! - 5/11/2004 9:15:00 AM
Screw Up and... - 5/10/2004 8:31:00 AM
I love this fucking bank.... - 5/10/2004 8:25:00 AM
Royal Screw-Job - 5/7/2004 10:56:00 AM
50 different PDAs - 5/7/2004 10:50:00 AM
We Were Going to be Scabs! - 5/6/2004 11:05:00 AM
Time for a Rant - 5/6/2004 11:02:00 AM
It's all your fault! - 5/5/2004 10:35:00 AM
Latest Brilliant Management Decision - 5/4/2004 12:00:00 PM
PC Janitor Part 2 - 5/4/2004 11:59:00 AM
More On Stupididty - 5/2/2004 10:15:30 AM
PC Janitor - 5/2/2004 10:09:00 AM
April 2004's Articles
Part Time Professionals (!) - 4/30/2004 8:40:00 AM
The Return of the Dreaded Commuting Rant! - 4/30/2004 8:37:00 AM
So Not Only Are You A Schmuck... - 4/29/2004 2:05:00 AM
Sometimes the old ones are the best.... - 4/29/2004 2:00:00 AM
Telling Off The Boss - 4/28/2004 12:28:30 PM
Virus checkers and tech support - 4/28/2004 10:19:00 AM
You're fired, my brother - 4/27/2004 10:45:27 AM
Installing software - 4/27/2004 10:38:27 AM
Stinky Situation - 4/26/2004 9:39:00 AM
I always cry at weddings - 4/26/2004 9:26:01 AM
A Grave Error - 4/23/2004 11:58:00 AM
C Pee Yew! - 4/23/2004 11:56:00 AM
Drop the Pipe and Step Back! - 4/22/2004 11:56:00 AM
My Shitty Burger-Flipping Job - 4/22/2004 11:55:00 AM
Boobs - 4/21/2004 8:34:12 AM
Wasting Paper, Part 2 - 4/21/2004 8:30:15 AM
For those with no children - 4/20/2004 9:55:01 AM
What, no stories? - 4/20/2004 9:53:26 AM
Why Bill Gates should ROT IN HELL! - 4/19/2004 8:21:11 AM
WoS Annual Convention Committee Meeting - 4/19/2004 8:12:22 AM
Basic Physics: The Horror - 4/16/2004 8:46:22 AM
Why are you stealing my air?!?!?! - 4/16/2004 8:40:27 AM
The Dignified Theories of Management - Part 1 - Flexibility - 4/16/2004 12:12:13 AM
Wasting Paper For Fun and Profit - 4/14/2004 8:16:23 AM
#Include <brain.h> - 4/13/2004 11:43:48 AM
We just don't know - 4/12/2004 8:59:23 AM
Spoonman Considers the Alternatives - 4/7/2004 8:40:45 AM
So stupid, you can even put a name on it - 4/6/2004 10:37:55 AM
Outsource tech support, shoot me! (#2) - 4/6/2004 10:27:07 AM
Outsource tech support, shoot me! (#1) - 4/5/2004 8:48:24 AM
A Windows learning experience - 4/5/2004 8:38:08 AM
ID10T Files - 4/2/2004 9:09:51 AM
How stupid is this? - 4/2/2004 8:58:00 AM
March 2004's Articles
LMC Draws! - 3/31/2004 8:19:53 PM
Let's talk budgets - 3/31/2004 10:30:35 AM
The Robin Williams Peace Plan - 3/31/2004 9:45:44 AM
A new kind of problem for me - 3/30/2004 9:46:16 AM
Keep it in the language of the realm... - 3/30/2004 9:38:11 AM
Stupidity Defined - 3/29/2004 8:35:46 AM
She Is Known Only As.....The Break-Nazi - 3/29/2004 8:25:34 AM
My Top 100 Rules If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord - 3/25/2004 10:18:45 AM
Were you born this stupid? - 3/24/2004 10:41:18 AM
Anger Management - 3/24/2004 10:37:20 AM
Interview Hell - 3/23/2004 12:23:57 PM
Old stories are the best - 3/23/2004 12:03:50 PM
Dead Things: The Final Chapter - 3/22/2004 8:31:13 AM
My Name Is.... - 3/22/2004 8:19:02 AM
Just a joke to make us all feel better.... - 3/22/2004 8:11:06 AM
Dead Things: The Saga Continues - 3/19/2004 8:28:45 AM
The Joys of Freelance - 3/18/2004 11:12:45 AM
Dead Things - 3/17/2004 8:24:43 AM
I can't tell the time, but I'm your manager - 3/17/2004 8:21:22 AM
Arrogance, stupidity and cholesterol - 3/16/2004 1:16:40 PM
Will it ever stop? - 3/16/2004 12:53:49 PM
Absolutely Wonderful Day (note sarcasm)!!! - 3/15/2004 8:33:37 AM
The Lab Manager From Hell - 3/15/2004 8:25:40 AM
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out... - 3/12/2004 11:32:21 AM
Fun with credit cards - 3/12/2004 11:27:36 AM
The Mannequin Will Be Happy to Assist You - 3/11/2004 1:17:23 PM
And then the big brown shark came... - 3/11/2004 1:14:12 PM
Certifications - 3/10/2004 12:15:06 PM
Communication is the Fob to Syphillis - 3/10/2004 12:11:01 PM
The Big Fat Graphic Designer Who Couldn't - 3/8/2004 9:50:49 PM
Who cares if they die? - 3/8/2004 11:21:30 AM
"That Place" has values? - 3/5/2004 2:43:45 PM
Random rant.....not about boobs - 3/4/2004 12:08:57 PM
The story must be told - 3/4/2004 11:59:04 AM
Call Center Hell - 3/3/2004 11:47:34 AM
Intelligence of the average idiot - 3/3/2004 11:42:23 AM
Why I don't eat seafood - 3/1/2004 5:15:25 PM
Why are you limping? - 3/1/2004 5:04:27 PM
February 2004's Articles
The Horror of Involuntary Vacation - 2/27/2004 8:06:57 AM
My adventure at the Burger Joint - 2/27/2004 8:03:17 AM
What did you say again?? - 2/26/2004 2:21:56 PM
Remedial Fraud College - 2/26/2004 1:57:11 PM
Save the bunnies! - 2/24/2004 6:20:58 PM
But the best part of this is... - 2/24/2004 6:16:53 PM
Box Office Woes - 2/23/2004 8:18:13 AM
We're Going To Be Crazy With Iambic Pentameter - 2/20/2004 4:52:06 PM
What the ?!??!! - 2/20/2004 4:44:27 PM
More Horror from IT - 2/19/2004 11:19:21 AM
Half-price donuts? Not today! - 2/19/2004 11:12:53 AM
I'm not doing the right thing anymore - 2/17/2004 10:04:14 AM
So, uh...are your boobs real? - 2/17/2004 9:57:49 AM
Can You Help Me? (A Play) - 2/16/2004 8:18:49 AM
Amazing management skills - 2/13/2004 8:19:37 AM
Corporate Ignorance - 2/13/2004 8:13:11 AM
I like boobs... - 2/11/2004 11:19:44 AM
You got girlfriend Vietnam? - 2/10/2004 11:48:13 AM
Parade of the Fashion Victims - 2/10/2004 11:40:26 AM
They really should put a label on that... - 2/9/2004 7:24:31 PM
Fraud College - 2/9/2004 1:42:07 PM
Sir, this is highly unprofessional - 2/9/2004 1:35:31 PM
Question you should know the answer to - 2/6/2004 7:14:10 PM
Porno?#$! - 2/6/2004 7:10:52 PM
Secrets of Shipping - 2/6/2004 12:08:57 PM
Smart and useful has nothing to do with it - 2/5/2004 12:06:19 PM
Good News, Good News and ?Bad News? - 2/5/2004 11:53:59 AM
That fuzzy feeling - 2/4/2004 11:28:25 AM
Fuck banks - 2/4/2004 11:00:32 AM
Blinds go up, then come crashing down - 2/3/2004 10:08:35 AM
Parents Who Think - 2/2/2004 7:47:18 AM
Lunch in the Can - 2/2/2004 7:39:14 AM
January 2004's Articles
It's MY turn! - 1/30/2004 7:33:19 AM
Ewww that smell - 1/30/2004 7:28:24 AM
Random Shit - 1/29/2004 11:32:29 AM
I goto work to WORK! - 1/28/2004 11:33:02 AM
I Give Up - 1/28/2004 11:28:09 AM
Guns and Alcohol - 1/27/2004 1:37:03 PM
Typical Support Request - 1/27/2004 1:32:47 PM
When 100 equals 30. - 1/26/2004 8:21:25 AM
Gas Station Weirdness - 1/26/2004 8:11:32 AM
How to get ahead in business - 1/23/2004 11:41:07 AM
Lean on me... everyone else does - 1/23/2004 11:37:10 AM
Open mouth, insert foot here - 1/22/2004 1:11:43 PM
The shaft - 1/22/2004 1:08:38 PM
Giving Back - 1/21/2004 12:08:32 PM
Windows Me XP - 1/21/2004 12:02:35 PM
Hellspawn - 1/21/2004 11:54:03 AM
Surrounded by idiots - 1/20/2004 10:51:20 AM
You don't pay for my mistakes... - 1/20/2004 10:44:51 AM
My Fork Broke. - 1/19/2004 8:31:17 AM
Where corporate greed costs jobs - 1/19/2004 8:19:06 AM
Paranoid Mother Syndrome (or, leave the kids home) - 1/16/2004 11:56:35 AM
Yet another repressed memory... - 1/16/2004 11:46:39 AM
A day of thanks - 1/15/2004 12:04:11 PM
Thanks!!!! - 1/15/2004 11:55:45 AM
Hold gently, pull down. - 1/12/2004 7:38:27 PM
Why working in dining services sucks balls - 1/12/2004 7:30:41 PM
And it hits the fan... - 1/9/2004 8:32:35 AM
How do you use those planks again? - 1/8/2004 8:03:26 AM
My hell... - 1/8/2004 7:58:04 AM
Buy the Hardest Drive Available - 1/7/2004 8:12:35 AM
Lotus Notes is the king of crap - 1/7/2004 8:06:48 AM
Happy New Year, everyone - 1/5/2004 5:00:21 PM
Tipped well, still an asshole - 1/5/2004 4:50:14 PM
The Voice - 1/5/2004 4:42:24 PM
December 2003's Articles
The 6 Commandments of Xmas Shopping - 12/31/2003 10:50:44 AM
Reverse Nepotism - 12/31/2003 10:40:56 AM
And I go here everyday - 12/29/2003 9:09:20 PM
One of those days - 12/29/2003 9:02:46 PM
Damn illegal aliens! - 12/26/2003 9:29:46 PM
I got your holiday cheer RIGHT FUCKIN HERE - 12/26/2003 9:11:08 PM
Merry F*cking Christmas - 12/25/2003 5:26:15 PM
Merry F*cking Christmas - 12/25/2003 5:22:34 PM
More tales of call centre fun... - 12/23/2003 3:48:51 PM
Read the damn agreement, ass - 12/23/2003 3:45:20 PM
Giving the customer what he wants - 12/22/2003 7:23:45 PM
Or should I just use my blood, sir? - 12/22/2003 7:08:00 PM
Jackass the Manager - 12/18/2003 1:05:32 PM
Overseas Jobs - 12/18/2003 12:55:27 PM
Cleaning duties - 12/17/2003 10:00:30 AM
Too much information.... - 12/15/2003 9:29:18 PM
Spoon-In-The-Eye's First Stop - 12/15/2003 9:18:17 PM
And it hits the fan... - 12/12/2003 5:45:19 PM
Off-site Paintball Antics - 12/12/2003 5:40:47 PM
I give up - 12/10/2003 7:40:17 PM
And the SITE award goes to... - 12/10/2003 7:33:21 PM
DEAD ANIMALS! - 12/9/2003 4:01:53 PM
Some people shouldn't have pets... - 12/9/2003 3:50:28 PM
My first day on cash register.... - 12/8/2003 3:53:28 PM
Spoonworthy Ex-employers - 12/8/2003 2:19:54 PM
Don't EVER Forget The Peanut M&Ms - 12/5/2003 9:02:24 AM
.Sometimes the right person gets shafted.... - 12/5/2003 8:32:17 AM
Fuck Time-Warner, Hole #2 - 12/4/2003 12:43:56 PM
I work at an office supply store. Stuff ensues. - 12/4/2003 12:38:03 PM
Fuck Time-Warner, Hole #1 - 12/2/2003 11:08:40 AM
Bad Jobs - 12/2/2003 11:03:39 AM
Roadtrip With Boss= Extremely Bad News - 12/1/2003 4:16:54 PM
The owner thinks we're a bunch of filthy thieves! - 12/1/2003 3:59:04 PM
November 2003's Articles
Dammit, people!!! It's called common sense!! - 11/28/2003 10:42:39 PM
All Apologies....and a Story - 11/28/2003 10:25:32 PM
Idiots and Email - 11/28/2003 10:21:06 PM
You can steal a whole lot if you work for morons - 11/24/2003 6:59:11 PM
A Tale of Two Laptops - 11/24/2003 6:51:12 PM
All Pains in the Ass to the Back of the Idiot Line - 11/20/2003 9:26:27 PM
Big problem! - 11/20/2003 9:23:02 PM
Another anniversary! - 11/20/2003 11:46:25 AM
Book Review: Fish! - 11/19/2003 8:48:36 PM
Health insurance headache - 11/19/2003 8:35:22 PM
It's this way everywhere - 11/18/2003 10:21:17 PM
The official reasons why old people suck - 11/18/2003 10:16:20 PM
I don't care - 11/17/2003 9:03:18 PM
To continue with the Wal-Mart theme.... - 11/17/2003 8:55:47 PM
Position open at WoS offices - 11/14/2003 12:03:08 PM
Late is bad, early is worse? WTF? - 11/13/2003 11:39:26 AM
Cinema Hell: "Bite Me" - 11/13/2003 11:30:02 AM
Assistant Manager vs. Stupidity - 11/12/2003 11:37:40 AM
A proposal for Wally World - 11/12/2003 11:32:08 AM
We Need A Bilingual Printer - 11/10/2003 4:07:18 PM
Banks, the revenge! - 11/10/2003 4:00:27 PM
ONE FREAKIN' YEAR! - 11/7/2003 9:07:56 PM
That is not the way it is done... - 11/6/2003 6:24:50 PM
The brillant ideas from anagement - 11/6/2003 6:11:55 PM
Them customers is the craziest peoples - 11/5/2003 7:55:35 PM
I Really Like Your Glasses - 11/5/2003 7:48:23 PM
A plea for help - 11/3/2003 9:24:00 PM
The head IT are as horrible as the users. - 11/3/2003 9:11:07 PM
Yes, YOU are to blame. - 11/3/2003 1:06:22 PM
People just keep on getting dumber - 11/3/2003 1:00:54 PM
October 2003's Articles
To continue with the bathroom theme.... - 10/31/2003 7:32:45 PM
Just when you thought it was safe to go to work... - 10/31/2003 7:25:17 PM
It is good enough for government - 10/30/2003 8:09:13 PM
Screw the spoon, give me shovel - 10/30/2003 7:59:14 PM
Duct tape and fire crackers - 10/30/2003 7:47:19 PM
You learn something new every day - 10/29/2003 7:20:15 PM
Our Network Engineer - 10/29/2003 7:10:41 PM
Why the FUCK can't you do your job? - 10/29/2003 7:03:36 PM
No, you can't do your job! - 10/28/2003 9:23:23 PM
I can fix it! *hic* - 10/28/2003 9:17:48 PM
At least I get to watch movies... - 10/28/2003 9:11:39 PM
Why customer service is so poor... - 10/27/2003 5:24:05 PM
I Wish I Could Take A Vacation From Stupidity. - 10/27/2003 4:34:33 PM
Stash Bash Shout Out - 10/27/2003 4:07:35 PM
A Proper Introduction - 10/24/2003 5:34:10 PM
Five much fun. - 10/24/2003 5:27:26 PM
How To Do Less Work (But Still Look Busy) - 10/24/2003 5:18:03 PM
Ah Memories - 10/23/2003 7:46:32 PM
My Resignation Letter - 10/23/2003 7:33:26 PM
Hi, My Name Is.... - 10/22/2003 10:35:05 PM
Mr. Smarty - 10/22/2003 8:09:30 PM
Hand driers - 10/21/2003 7:53:11 PM
Finally... - 10/21/2003 7:46:02 PM
Why didn't you anticipate my ignorance? - 10/20/2003 7:11:24 PM
It doesn't change! - 10/20/2003 7:07:52 PM
Leaving on a Jet Plane... - 10/20/2003 7:02:10 PM
The Job Market Sucks - 10/19/2003 6:49:31 PM
Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/19/2003 6:42:38 PM
(L)user conversations - 10/17/2003 9:55:55 PM
First day blues - 10/17/2003 9:34:15 PM
Pick a door - 10/16/2003 10:09:41 PM
Flexi-time anyone? - 10/16/2003 10:01:31 PM
The Spoon... - 10/16/2003 2:06:27 PM
Commuting rant #637 - 10/15/2003 11:46:53 PM
Give him back his stolen credit card - 10/15/2003 11:33:06 PM
Some things are mutually exclusive - 10/14/2003 7:59:00 PM
First tale of a civil servant.... - 10/14/2003 7:46:38 PM
The Printer Is Out Of Cheese - 10/14/2003 7:41:51 PM
Bathroom Humor - 10/14/2003 9:11:21 AM
It's a bird... It's a plane... Holy crap, it's a goddam comic! - 10/13/2003 9:53:46 PM
Don't you hate it when your hose doesn't work? - 10/13/2003 9:31:23 PM
Happy BIRTH-day dear Jaaaaaames... - 10/8/2003 8:47:32 PM
Typical Night At My Store - 10/8/2003 8:33:27 PM
You have to give more than 100% - 10/7/2003 8:18:03 PM
V.I.P. R.I.P. - 10/7/2003 8:06:03 PM
I Hate Drive-Through - 10/6/2003 7:04:11 PM
Only the government could be this dumb - 10/6/2003 6:58:22 PM
The tables turned - 10/6/2003 6:50:32 PM
And there he sits...The biggest waste of space - 10/5/2003 8:35:53 PM
You know the customers are cheap when... - 10/5/2003 8:25:45 PM
The Customer... - 10/5/2003 8:13:34 PM
Anyone speak Romanian? - 10/4/2003 10:41:00 AM
Customer, How I Hate Thee... - 10/3/2003 9:05:29 AM
Unnecessarily complicated - 10/3/2003 9:00:02 AM
Well--my husband says..... - 10/3/2003 8:56:49 AM
Being the Boss' Son Can Be Great - 10/1/2003 8:05:48 PM
Following directions - 10/1/2003 7:57:06 PM
Retards and movie posters - 10/1/2003 7:44:25 PM
Good Corporate Citizenship - 10/1/2003 12:57:08 PM
September 2003's Articles
No Sir, I CAN'T sell that to you - 9/29/2003 3:31:25 PM
You DESERVE to have things stolen, you retards! - 9/29/2003 2:30:15 PM
Maybe you need to face the other way.... - 9/29/2003 2:24:53 PM
Glad you have the time to waste - 9/28/2003 9:55:12 PM
My stinking chair!!! - 9/28/2003 9:41:36 PM
Why Don't People READ anymore? - 9/28/2003 9:24:59 PM
A perfect job....or is it? - 9/26/2003 10:08:08 PM
I want my $2! No, wait, $200! - 9/26/2003 9:28:39 PM
From before we had plastic spoons - 9/24/2003 9:34:52 PM
Why don't you just smoke a fifty pound note? - 9/24/2003 9:28:27 PM
Bureaucratic nonsense - 9/23/2003 7:15:06 PM
Dealing with the outer limits of the bell curve - 9/23/2003 7:08:25 PM
God needs to do background checks... - 9/23/2003 7:00:23 PM
Customer Riot - 9/22/2003 9:04:34 PM
Public Safety - 9/22/2003 8:58:26 PM
Perspective... - 9/22/2003 8:50:38 PM
The Jack-Ass and the Asshole Shift - 9/19/2003 11:03:40 PM
I hate you virus - 9/19/2003 10:56:29 PM
Avast, ye lubbers! - 9/19/2003 8:44:12 AM
Managerial theft... - 9/18/2003 8:47:45 PM
Mistaken Identity - 9/18/2003 8:42:06 PM
Gene Pool Strength Test - 9/18/2003 8:36:36 PM
Customer service? I'd rather take the spoon! - 9/18/2003 8:19:57 PM
Ooops - 9/18/2003 11:26:16 AM
More clueless phone center management - 9/16/2003 8:03:36 PM
From the Damned - 9/16/2003 7:57:57 PM
Evad - 9/15/2003 8:38:58 PM
Just when I thought he couldn't get lazier... - 9/15/2003 8:35:30 PM
Odor - 9/15/2003 8:28:58 PM
Bad Math - 9/15/2003 8:21:29 PM
Another plea for the parent license. - 9/12/2003 7:21:12 PM
I'm one too... - 9/12/2003 7:15:32 PM
Forks are spoons! - 9/12/2003 7:09:40 PM
My last CD - 9/10/2003 8:28:53 PM
Frivolous Lawsuits - 9/10/2003 1:59:13 PM
Don't spend it all in one place, kiddo - 9/10/2003 1:56:12 PM
I wanna be a VP! - 9/8/2003 5:03:40 PM
1-900-FREEBIE - 9/8/2003 4:54:23 PM
Reverse Quality-Control - 9/5/2003 6:40:39 PM
Yes, people really are this dumb... - 9/5/2003 6:30:44 PM
The New Job (Part 2) - 9/4/2003 9:08:08 PM
How did she get that job?? - 9/4/2003 8:59:51 PM
Sanity Loss Prevention - 9/4/2003 8:55:04 PM
Do they even know what they're coming to see? - 9/3/2003 11:21:15 PM
The customer's never right, deal with it. - 9/3/2003 10:52:16 PM
Lunch, it should be a merry time. - 9/2/2003 9:41:18 PM
International Spoon - 9/2/2003 9:36:25 PM
Why are they allowed to live??? - 9/1/2003 7:44:04 PM
It's hereditary... - 9/1/2003 7:38:04 PM
August 2003's Articles
Questions From A Video Store - 8/29/2003 9:31:46 PM
At least I was at work when I wrote this - 8/29/2003 9:27:58 PM
And the commuting rants continue.... - 8/27/2003 8:57:17 PM
Busses - 8/27/2003 8:53:19 PM
Your logic is impecable, Mr. Spock - 8/27/2003 8:48:49 PM
For the computer nerd in all of us - 8/26/2003 12:39:51 PM
"Can't get any worse than this!" - 8/26/2003 12:31:21 PM
I can't define this as a happy ending - 8/26/2003 12:26:48 PM
Glad you have the time to waste - 8/22/2003 10:38:47 PM
Branch office down - 8/22/2003 10:20:55 PM
The Bad Kind Of Print Job - 8/21/2003 7:58:06 PM
Reason I'm crazy #496 - 8/21/2003 7:46:15 PM
Blast this! - 8/20/2003 8:12:44 PM
Is Murder Violent? - 8/20/2003 7:48:33 PM
More dumb pet owners - 8/18/2003 8:37:10 PM
Evil...but so delicious - 8/17/2003 8:05:38 PM
The Coffee Klatches - 8/17/2003 7:59:44 PM
Gene Pool Strength Test - 8/15/2003 5:34:44 PM
There are no stupid questions... - 8/15/2003 5:27:46 PM
Candidates for retroactive abortion - 8/14/2003 9:36:41 PM
File under "S" for "Spoonworthy" - 8/14/2003 9:30:57 PM
Hidden Closet full of Spoons! - 8/13/2003 5:23:54 PM
The New Job (Part 1) - 8/13/2003 5:20:04 PM
Who do you think actually fixes stuff around here? - 8/12/2003 9:09:09 PM
Corporate Politics - 8/12/2003 8:56:23 PM
Environment Counts! - 8/11/2003 10:10:36 PM
I wonder how much hate mail Bill Gates gets? - 8/11/2003 10:00:12 PM
My first job.... - 8/11/2003 9:47:50 PM
User Profiles.. YAY! - 8/10/2003 5:35:09 PM
What's a couple hundred thousand? - 8/8/2003 7:20:01 PM
The spoonage never ends.... - 8/8/2003 7:12:23 PM
Slow updates - 8/6/2003 7:42:20 PM
Corporate Shirt WTF? - 8/6/2003 7:38:53 PM
Trust Me - 8/6/2003 7:34:20 PM
Questions not to ask in a toy store... - 8/4/2003 9:46:14 PM
Muscles Are Required.... - 8/4/2003 9:40:06 PM
Fuck you AND your birthday - 8/3/2003 8:03:04 PM
Yet another commuting rant - 8/3/2003 7:57:27 PM
July 2003's Articles
More managerial excellence.... - 7/30/2003 10:37:23 PM
600 Registered Users! - 7/30/2003 8:38:29 PM
On the bench again ... - 7/29/2003 5:26:47 PM
Angel Customers and Spoon Customers - 7/29/2003 5:21:24 PM
Revision control...what's that? - 7/28/2003 10:02:35 PM
Guess the color of your underpants, sir? - 7/28/2003 9:43:41 PM
Do Sporks Count??? - 7/25/2003 7:55:22 AM
Paintball, meet Pornography - 7/24/2003 12:47:50 PM
Your password is password - 7/24/2003 12:42:45 PM
Small & Secure - 7/23/2003 10:28:03 AM
Pig Weight - 7/21/2003 9:38:36 PM
Spoon Me - 7/21/2003 9:29:36 PM
The ultimate cutback - 7/21/2003 8:46:37 AM
Bullshit Bingo - 7/21/2003 8:28:16 AM
Employee Check Mate for the Boss's Mate - 7/18/2003 1:29:13 PM
Which way to the beach? - 7/18/2003 1:20:46 PM
You were supposed to open 1 minute ago! - 7/17/2003 11:44:36 AM
I have to keep my priorities straight! - 7/16/2003 12:43:45 PM
RTFM! - 7/16/2003 12:11:19 PM
It's Not Just The Customers..... - 7/15/2003 12:05:14 AM
More Psychos - 7/14/2003 11:54:42 PM
Well, what about beer? - 7/14/2003 11:20:40 AM
Holy unexpected response, Batman - 7/14/2003 11:13:23 AM
Just don't touch the magazines! - 7/10/2003 4:31:32 PM
Voice Activated - 7/10/2003 4:25:59 PM
Advanced AvantBrowser - 7/9/2003 12:28:15 PM
The privilege of giving you my money - 7/9/2003 12:18:44 PM
2-faced supervisors - 7/9/2003 12:14:57 PM
Last Minute Morons - 7/7/2003 8:45:56 PM
Forget both of them, just stay in bed! - 7/7/2003 8:30:16 PM
It's da bomb! - 7/7/2003 11:43:37 AM
Hmmm... - 7/7/2003 11:09:57 AM
yet another commuting rant - 7/3/2003 10:53:11 PM
You call yourself a truck driver? - 7/3/2003 10:44:40 PM
June 2003's Articles
Concept of "Doesn't Belong To Us" - 6/30/2003 10:06:15 PM
Spelling Bees For Jobs - 6/30/2003 9:48:44 PM
Substituted an arsenal for the spoon - 6/30/2003 10:11:19 AM
I'm not pleased, must be your fault - 6/30/2003 10:01:37 AM
When clock watching goes very, very wrong - 6/27/2003 12:37:47 PM
Tourists are all from Lynn's Brook - 6/27/2003 12:25:09 PM
Yossarian ain't the only one caught - 6/25/2003 12:57:58 PM
Dave Atell stole my dream job! - 6/25/2003 12:50:58 PM
Avantbrowser, Part 1 - 6/25/2003 12:49:43 PM
The sweet taste of retail - 6/24/2003 1:37:29 AM
Yada, yada, yada! - 6/24/2003 1:32:04 AM
*hic* - 6/23/2003 11:23:22 AM
Fired and Rehired Three Hours Later - 6/23/2003 11:10:10 AM
You call yourself a developer? - 6/22/2003 11:16:38 PM
And this guy is a mechanic?? - 6/22/2003 11:11:27 PM
Performance reviews and other lies - 6/20/2003 6:48:31 AM
Your tip is in the ash tray - 6/20/2003 6:31:35 AM
Marines tip the worst - 6/19/2003 11:01:17 AM
Life at the Spoon Factory - 6/19/2003 10:53:24 AM
A Special Day - 6/17/2003 11:48:56 AM
New Job=new spoons? - 6/17/2003 11:43:51 AM
Angel of Death! - 6/17/2003 11:38:36 AM
The Man from Mars - 6/16/2003 12:14:04 PM
If you give me the finger, I'll give you another - 6/16/2003 12:09:05 PM
The stuff people will eat... - 6/12/2003 1:09:42 PM
Unwilling Alarm Clock - 6/12/2003 1:05:30 PM
A Cup Full of Cheese Flavored Coagulate - 6/11/2003 2:23:05 PM
Security? - 6/11/2003 2:14:08 PM
Available - 6/10/2003 3:12:20 PM
Concept of "dry" - 6/10/2003 3:07:05 PM
I am glad I don't work there! - 6/9/2003 2:04:38 AM
Dishes are not for eating out of... - 6/9/2003 1:58:19 AM
Some news items... - 6/5/2003 11:25:54 AM
Volunteer nightmare - 6/5/2003 11:22:11 AM
Um, what brand is that? - 6/5/2003 11:10:53 AM
"Come" is not a good product title, is it? - 6/4/2003 2:28:20 AM
Good Enough for Government Work - 6/4/2003 2:22:14 AM
It could be worse. It could be Tuesday - 6/3/2003 12:04:49 AM
Traffic Rant - 6/2/2003 11:59:35 PM
Why do *I* bother? - 6/2/2003 2:05:38 AM
Harrassment Case Looking for a Place to Happen - 6/2/2003 1:53:39 AM
Retards in Retail, Part 3: Managers - 6/2/2003 1:44:43 AM
May 2003's Articles
Wishing it was a spoon crane - 5/30/2003 8:57:41 AM
A kitchen full of spoons - 5/30/2003 8:52:20 AM
People Make No Sense - 5/29/2003 11:58:19 AM
Tech writing is really spoonworthy - 5/29/2003 11:53:46 AM
I work for dumb people! - 5/28/2003 1:30:52 PM
Hey, I'm paid to waste this time. Are you? - 5/28/2003 1:23:27 PM
Doors Closing... Please stand clear of the doors. - 5/26/2003 10:57:55 PM
Corporate Care Nazis... It begins - 5/26/2003 10:50:12 PM
Woo hoo! - 5/23/2003 8:28:57 AM
Near clinically depressed - 5/23/2003 8:25:16 AM
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Stupidity - 5/23/2003 8:12:54 AM
"Government" jobs - 5/21/2003 9:03:50 PM
Nice Hummer - 5/21/2003 9:00:47 PM
Spoooooooon! - 5/21/2003 12:01:30 AM
The $645 spelling test - 5/19/2003 11:11:49 PM
We've got questions... you've got answers - 5/18/2003 10:49:43 PM
Cops, Strippers and Drunken Retards - 5/16/2003 10:58:35 AM
Put your palms against the wall and spread 'em - 5/15/2003 12:50:04 PM
Vanilla Ice Cream - 5/15/2003 12:46:58 PM
Bosses and IMs - 5/14/2003 10:40:38 AM
Some Choice Quotes From Customers - 5/14/2003 10:34:16 AM
I only read minds every other Thursday - 5/13/2003 11:53:40 AM
Not a big drinker, are we? - 5/13/2003 11:49:33 AM
Did you get the memo? - 5/12/2003 11:12:45 AM
Thank God for Huge people - 5/12/2003 11:07:04 AM
The definition of insanity - 5/9/2003 12:45:23 AM
Wasting money for fun and profit - 5/9/2003 12:40:46 AM
And everyday the same thing happens... - 5/8/2003 10:58:44 AM
Things that make me glad I don't live there - 5/8/2003 10:42:36 AM
How can you complain? - 5/7/2003 10:22:52 AM
Learning through osmosis and magic money trees - 5/7/2003 10:06:51 AM
Adventures in Administranium - 5/6/2003 12:20:58 PM
Tip # 1: Make Sure You Have The Right Department - 5/6/2003 12:16:44 PM
My spine and what? - 5/5/2003 12:07:51 AM
All the things I hate rolled up into one big ball - 5/4/2003 11:14:27 PM
Rock/Hard place/bastards - 5/2/2003 1:04:23 AM
More supermarket misery - 5/1/2003 11:25:47 AM
April 2003's Articles
Cutting cost to extremes - 4/30/2003 4:25:30 PM
A penny -is- worth something these days - 4/30/2003 4:19:30 PM
Desperate for a cheeseburger - 4/29/2003 11:39:59 AM
Your job would probably get owned by high school - 4/28/2003 11:37:53 AM
Charley Don't Fetch Water - 4/28/2003 11:33:27 AM
New Personnel Booklet Insert - 4/25/2003 12:09:46 PM
Fast Food for Slow People Part 1 - 4/24/2003 12:03:52 PM
It would only make sense if I was stupid - 4/22/2003 10:43:25 PM
Finally, a rant! - 4/22/2003 1:02:30 AM
Some employees are of the highest caliber - 4/21/2003 12:20:34 AM
Today, I would have taken the spoon - 4/18/2003 12:39:17 AM
My 15 minutes as a fast food employee - 4/17/2003 12:05:45 PM
Randal v. Dante - 4/16/2003 11:59:53 AM
Do you know the muffin man? - 4/14/2003 7:49:32 PM
I Bought It This Way - 4/13/2003 11:31:20 PM
The laptop that no one dropped - 4/11/2003 11:55:14 AM
Customers have no cash value - 4/10/2003 9:02:43 AM
New Psychic Credit Card Hotline! - 4/9/2003 7:42:06 AM
Retards in Retail, part 2: Customers - 4/8/2003 7:35:29 AM
Dont eat chocolate covered strawberries - 4/7/2003 7:16:06 AM
Retards in Retail, part 1: Employees - 4/4/2003 7:18:04 AM
Pleasing everybody - 4/3/2003 7:15:41 AM
Lions and Tigers and Updates... Oh My! - 4/1/2003 6:20:38 AM
DC Adventures, numero uno - 4/1/2003 6:11:40 AM
March 2003's Articles
Always eat lunch at your desk - 3/31/2003 2:50:56 PM
The Office - 3/28/2003 8:50:42 AM
What do they want from me? Volume II - 3/28/2003 8:44:07 AM
How to save time by adding more work - 3/27/2003 9:28:08 AM
There is nothing in the box - 3/27/2003 9:22:33 AM
How did that get in there? - 3/26/2003 10:17:29 AM
Manager from Hell - 3/26/2003 10:07:48 AM
Time to reflect - 3/24/2003 11:18:28 PM
Ol’ Floody nearly gets me killed - 3/23/2003 7:40:29 PM
The spoon grows ever nearer - 3/20/2003 7:01:49 PM
Seeing the light - 3/20/2003 6:59:57 PM
Site Updates - 3/18/2003 9:27:16 PM
Remember when... - 3/18/2003 9:24:02 PM
Spending money to lose money - 3/17/2003 11:54:24 PM
Nickels and Dimes. They add up so quickly. - 3/17/2003 11:50:51 PM
They find a way to screw ya no matter what - 3/16/2003 11:44:22 PM
Romantic phone calls and aimless wandering - 3/16/2003 11:40:07 PM
"I've had this for 3 months, now it's wrong!" - 3/12/2003 11:38:29 PM
Buzz words, staring problems, and senility - 3/12/2003 11:34:03 PM
The boss is never wrong - 3/12/2003 1:14:30 AM
I worked for Mr. C. Montgomery Burns - 3/12/2003 1:12:17 AM
Office Girl in Hell - 3/10/2003 11:02:27 PM
Calling and emailing - 3/10/2003 10:56:29 PM
Our benefits vs. the president's - 3/10/2003 12:16:31 AM
Please don't pay me. - 3/10/2003 12:14:52 AM
Fortune Cookie Theory of Management - 3/7/2003 11:30:05 AM
Why is it always the last person's fault? - 3/7/2003 11:13:25 AM
Throwing money away - 3/5/2003 10:15:18 PM
One from the good ol' days - 3/5/2003 10:11:58 PM
Tipping comes up in an interview - 3/5/2003 11:10:37 AM
How best to save $1.15 - 3/5/2003 11:06:03 AM
A job that COSTS money - 3/3/2003 9:32:20 PM
Why you should always tip - 3/3/2003 9:26:01 PM
When Harry met uselessness - 3/2/2003 7:47:42 PM
Father knows best - 3/2/2003 7:40:24 PM
February 2003's Articles
Hooked on the spoon - 2/27/2003 10:54:54 PM
Little Napoleon - 2/27/2003 10:50:23 PM
Super Tech to the Rescue - 2/26/2003 11:38:26 PM
More fun with sounds - 2/26/2003 11:30:21 PM
Request for help - 2/25/2003 9:16:29 PM
Cheap servers + moron administrators= E-mail Hell - 2/25/2003 9:13:39 PM
Give it up already! - 2/24/2003 11:27:49 PM
Back to the middle and around again - 2/24/2003 11:21:27 PM
Spooned within an inch of my life... - 2/24/2003 12:04:06 AM
My 3 weeks as a Janitor - 2/23/2003 11:57:56 PM
I'm using how much space? - 2/21/2003 8:40:36 AM
More service-class horror stories...and REVENGE - 2/21/2003 8:35:52 AM
Dumbass Employees - 2/19/2003 10:46:11 PM
I look under 21, but sell to me anyway. - 2/19/2003 10:40:32 PM
Mrs. TSMA - 2/18/2003 11:12:20 PM
Executive Idiocy - 2/18/2003 11:08:46 PM
Another Magic Moment - 2/18/2003 12:49:49 AM
The Stupidest Man Alive, The Finale - 2/18/2003 12:46:47 AM
The Stupidest Man Alive, Part 4 - 2/17/2003 12:26:08 AM
Taking things WAY too literally - 2/17/2003 12:13:29 AM
The Stupidest Man Alive, Part 3 - 2/13/2003 11:33:31 PM
Adventures in Job Hunting (Part 3) - 2/13/2003 8:03:54 PM
Stupidity is a terminal disease - 2/12/2003 11:50:14 PM
The Stupidest Man Alive, Part 2 - 2/12/2003 11:42:06 PM
The Stupidest Man Alive, Part 1 - 2/12/2003 1:02:04 AM
The Network Is Down and You Want Me To Fix What? - 2/12/2003 12:31:17 AM
Stupid Questions - 2/11/2003 12:07:18 AM
555-HELP - 2/11/2003 12:02:20 AM
What do they want from me? (Revisited) - 2/10/2003 11:53:49 PM
Other annoying sounds of the workplace - 2/10/2003 12:48:38 AM
I'm still smarter than you! - 2/10/2003 12:42:59 AM
Tech Help is Fun! - 2/7/2003 11:33:47 AM
Other annoying sounds of the workplace - 2/7/2003 11:19:30 AM
The Corporate World can K. M. A. - 2/5/2003 11:02:36 PM
The misery of temp work - 2/4/2003 11:33:51 PM
What do they want from me? - 2/4/2003 11:29:53 PM
Adventures in Job Hunting (Part 2) - 2/4/2003 10:56:05 PM
YOU WILL LISTEN!! - 2/4/2003 12:25:46 AM
Adventures in Job Hunting (Part 1) - 2/3/2003 11:04:34 PM
Just ask the 8-Ball - 2/3/2003 10:46:32 PM
Curse of the Survivor - 2/2/2003 10:19:44 PM
Another Dead day at Work - 2/2/2003 10:15:18 PM
I thought we worked for the same people - 2/2/2003 10:09:21 PM
January 2003's Articles
The interview process, part 2 - 1/31/2003 2:15:27 AM
My first clue - 1/31/2003 1:57:11 AM
Have you seen my Stapler? - 1/31/2003 1:43:22 AM
Some very special news - 1/30/2003 12:37:28 AM
This magic moment - 1/30/2003 12:31:30 AM
My Dad tried to can my ass! - 1/29/2003 11:53:50 PM
Why not be on call for the entire damn country? - 1/29/2003 12:45:05 AM
Animal Breeds - 1/29/2003 12:28:16 AM
Big words DO NOT make you look smart! - 1/27/2003 11:47:15 PM
Better to rip off the boss? - 1/27/2003 11:40:53 PM
Even in the future, nothing works... - 1/27/2003 2:29:14 AM
I'm glad I'm not a nurse - 1/27/2003 2:13:24 AM
I wish I worked at home!!! - 1/24/2003 12:27:11 AM
How management makes our lives impossible - 1/24/2003 12:23:07 AM
Telepathic Tele-Fryer - It IS possible - 1/23/2003 12:02:06 AM
The Quick Power Down - 1/22/2003 11:47:22 PM
The Optimal Network - 1/22/2003 12:53:42 AM
Morons that work the Help Desk - 1/22/2003 12:44:33 AM
How to piss off a salesman - 1/21/2003 12:26:49 AM
Print This! - 1/20/2003 11:58:14 PM
People who don't listen - 1/20/2003 11:36:34 PM
Should I have not used English? - 1/19/2003 10:23:51 PM
Retail...or Spoon? - 1/19/2003 10:20:13 PM
Riots and Restrictions - 1/16/2003 4:19:49 PM
Directions - 1/16/2003 4:11:25 PM
The things I did to pay for college... - 1/14/2003 8:28:17 AM
First Job - Shoulda Known Better! - 1/13/2003 7:12:39 AM
That's not my job... and I hate you - 1/10/2003 8:33:44 AM
Is there such a thing as a professional? - 1/10/2003 8:24:54 AM
It occurs to me... - 1/9/2003 8:41:10 AM
Continuing adventures of the live-in job - 1/9/2003 8:33:17 AM
Because I don't have anything better to do - 1/8/2003 9:16:11 AM
More Fun with Expense Reports - 1/8/2003 9:10:35 AM
And that's how it is - 1/7/2003 8:19:38 AM
Hidden Dangers of being a Corporate Bitch - 1/6/2003 8:12:29 AM
Unemployed for the New Year - 1/3/2003 8:59:24 AM
Double Standards, $786 vs 35 miles - 1/2/2003 8:55:06 AM
My brain hurts... - 1/2/2003 8:45:01 AM
December 2002's Articles
Bureaucracies and the inability to make progress - 12/31/2002 8:42:53 AM
Passive-agressive - 12/30/2002 9:08:01 AM
Scary US Government employees - 12/26/2002 9:28:28 AM
Christmas 2001 - Golf, Afros and Rednecks - 12/23/2002 8:47:08 AM
The Christmas Party - 12/23/2002 8:40:55 AM
The Paperless Office, Revisited - 12/20/2002 8:30:19 AM
The Paperless Office - 12/20/2002 8:21:25 AM
The customer is always... - 12/19/2002 8:23:12 AM
Denver, CO Liquor Stores - 12/19/2002 8:19:27 AM
So you've been fired... - 12/18/2002 8:37:00 AM
Editorial Prerogative - 12/18/2002 8:22:38 AM
No bonus... No Christmas for you - 12/17/2002 12:48:22 AM
Manager Management - 12/16/2002 8:55:47 AM
At Will My Ass Up - 12/16/2002 8:34:18 AM
Slimeball - 12/13/2002 9:10:33 AM
You gotta have the receipt - 12/13/2002 9:05:35 AM
Jackass phone calls - 12/12/2002 9:58:23 AM
60% + 40% = 120% - 12/12/2002 9:45:29 AM
Intelligence is like heat theory - 12/11/2002 8:49:04 AM
Uhm, Icy Pops? - 12/11/2002 8:44:52 AM
Warmest Wishes - 12/10/2002 12:30:50 AM
Ridiculous Questions - 12/9/2002 8:33:29 AM
Moron Customers - 12/9/2002 8:27:17 AM
Dead Cats Tell No Lies - 12/5/2002 10:37:42 PM
The Empty Head Theory Of Management - 12/5/2002 12:13:19 PM
My boss must know all - 12/5/2002 8:10:17 AM
Managers... Jeesh - 12/4/2002 7:55:03 AM
True Interviews (Retarded Mutants) - 12/2/2002 11:35:46 PM
Who sends faxes at 4AM anyway? - 12/2/2002 8:18:14 AM
Dealing with morons - 12/2/2002 7:52:35 AM
November 2002's Articles
My Boss can't logon - 11/29/2002 11:26:55 AM
Kiss my weekend's ass - 11/26/2002 11:27:38 PM
We was canned!! - 11/25/2002 11:07:15 PM
What's my name again? - 11/22/2002 4:52:36 AM
The less they know - the further they succeed! - 11/21/2002 7:53:19 AM
Pimples -VS- Nipples - 11/20/2002 10:32:57 AM
"Wind Tunnel" Customers - 11/18/2002 8:28:29 AM
"Fetus" Check (It's not what you think) - 11/18/2002 8:20:27 AM
Way to not tell the whole story! - 11/15/2002 2:12:58 PM
Unbelievably Stupid Ass Customer Call - 11/15/2002 8:49:58 AM
WHAT was the problem again? - 11/15/2002 8:44:56 AM
Um, it works HOW? - 11/14/2002 9:39:43 AM
Intern in corporate America = shit on me please - 11/14/2002 9:21:46 AM
Once again, no one listens - 11/13/2002 9:14:03 AM
One day you're gonna come to me.... - 11/12/2002 11:19:12 AM
We don't need no steenken power - 11/12/2002 9:47:27 AM
I was supposed to READ the warning? - 11/8/2002 8:05:08 PM
So, I shouldn't just give up when I have a problem? - 11/8/2002 8:03:15 PM
Just how stupid are people? - 11/8/2002 2:21:51 PM
October 2002's Articles
First Post! - 10/23/2002 1:12:06 PM
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