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Name: Lil Monkey Cat

Occupation: Freelance artist and Licensed Veterinary Technician.
Likes: Horror movies, animals, painting and drawing, pissing off the Christian Fundies.
Dislikes: Religion, G.W. Bush, and baba ganoush.
Favorite Saying: I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!
Most Interesting Tidbit About LMC: I have George A. Romero's personal phone number. And, he gave it to me himself, I didn't steal it! Pppffhhht!!
Most memorable experience: Meeting the entire cast of Romero's "Dawn of the Dead" in May '07.

Lil Monkey Cat has not chosen the spoon.
YET.

Although there have been many times when Cat has held the cold, unyielding metal of the spoon to her lower eyelid, and applied slight but firm pressure to the handle, she has somehow always given in and ended up back at "that place". (Thus, her bulging eye. A lot of abuse, that eye has taken.) Using her talent as a freelance artist and cartoonist, Cat has consistently overcome the call of the spoon. Her creative mind and quick wits help her keep her cool, and makes her a favorite amongst fellow employees. Art is her true passion, although she has found it difficult to break into the scene. She holds onto that dream, though, as tightly as possible. For now, Cat's all right. She keeps herself busy creating pieces of art, working, and counting how many spare spoons she's got just in case she needs 'em one of these days.