 Name: "Snap at any minute" Man
Age: Old enough to drink and tote a gun.
Occupation: Something in between a Bagel maker and a Russian Cosmonaught.
Known For: Screaming at traffic lights. Screaming at bad drivers. Screaming at the T.V.... pretty much screaming!
Something else you should know: Snap! is very temperamental and easily distracted with a potty mouth.
Background Story:
Snap! went to work one day as he did every day, but this day was slightly different. This day, Snap! had a different outlook on life. Basically, Snap! realized that everything is shit, and there was no reason to give a fuk about that shit. So Snap!'s little mental switch in his head went from kind and gentle little man, to raging overgrown insane lunatic. The mental settings are directly related to whatever is going on with Snap! at that moment. Much like the Incredible Hulk, Snap!.. well, he Snaps. That's pretty much where he got the fukin nickname.
This "switch" that was surgically planted in Snap!'s head was actually part of a covert plan by God to control the idiotic mental retards that are really generations of de-evolved people. God saw in Snap! a genuine character with moral standards in which he could use to rid the world of de-evolved people so intelligence could rule the earth once more. This project is still under development and is not scheduled for completion till March of 2344. Stay tuned for details.
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