 Name: "Why do I bother" Boy
Age: 24
Famous last words:
"I'm too young to be this jaded"
"You know what I hate?.... Everything"
Mostly seen just sighing and shaking his head in disgust.
Status: My job is a fork. I dig it.
Background Story:
At age 22, "Why do I bother" Boy was fresh out of college and ready to conquer the world. A year and a half in corporate America has changed all that, squashing his ambitions and leaving him jaded, pessimistic, and generally miserable. WDIB Boy spends his days in his windowless office, desperately trying to avoid contact with fellow coworkers and attempting to relive his youth vicariously through instant messaging friends who're still in college.
Upon realization that he was doomed to suffer a life of marketing bullshit and 'Corporate Care' meetings, WDIB Boy decided that since there was no hope for him, his only recourse would be to help others through the teachings of the Spoon.
The best day of 'Why do I bother' Boy's life was when he was fired from "That Place" for helping in creating this website. It forced him to move to a far away land and find a new, much nicer job where he is much much happier. There is hope people. Resist the spoon.
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