Frequently Asked Questions
- Work or Spoon?
That's quite a long and glorious story. Check out the History page to read all about it.
- Why didn't you just get another fucking job?
Huh. Why didn't we think of that? Gee, I wish we had you around to point out the glaringly obvious solutions. It's called a depressed economy, dumbass, look it up.
- Well, isn't this website just a ploy to make money so you don't have to go to a real job?
Why yes, yes it is. What are you, dumbass' brother?
- My company sucks too and I have lots of great stories. Can I send them in?
You sure as hell can! We would love to hear 'em. All ya gotta do is register (totally free) and then submit a story.
- Why the hell do I need to register to submit a story?
Because I said so dammit! Seriously, we believe in giving credit where credit is due so we'll post your login name along with your story. We'll also be giving out prizes periodically for the funniest stories so we need a valid email address to contact the winners.
- Are you gonna sell me email address and/or spam me?
Absolutely NOT. We hate people that do that as much as you do. Check out our Privacy Policy for more info.
- I gave you my company's name when I registered, what if they come after you and you are forced to tell them?
Well, they would need to come after us with a really good subpoena as we have the scummiest lawyer we could find to protect us. By the time they've got your name, we'll own your company. And, don't worry, we won't fire you.
- I'm a beautiful woman and I'd love to send you guys naked pictures. Is that okay?
Okay, so we don't get this question as frequently as we'd like but we'll answer it anyway. Naked photos and other types of fanmail may be sent to iluvspoon@workorspoon.com
- I submitted a story to you. Why haven't you posted it yet?
There could be any number of reasons for this but here are the most likely:
- Your story sucked. Hey.. We run a humor website here. If your story isn't funny, the chances of us posting it aren't very high.
- We haven't had time. Unfortunately this site hasn't made us rich yet so we still have our day jobs and can't spend all day running this site, as much as we'd love to.
- We haven't gotten to it yet. We get lots of story submissions and we don't post them all at once. If you're story was really good, rest assured it will be posted when we get to it.
- I run my own website. Can I put a link to your site on mine?
You sure can. The more people that know about the spoon, the better a place the world will be. See our Link Us page.
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