Earlier polls
Just how underpaid are you?  ( # of votes:124 )
If you were fired for something you do in your own personal free time...
What would you do?  ( # of votes:162 )
What do you plan to buy with your X-Mas bonus?  ( # of votes:165 )
What's your New Years resolution?  ( # of votes:436 )
Your boss is...  ( # of votes:109 )
I agreed that he was The Stupidest Man Alive when I read:   ( # of votes:21 )
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts  ( # of votes:72 )
You guys need to change the poll more often!  ( # of votes:23 )
Who eats hot dogs?  ( # of votes:29 )
How long has it been since your last raise?  ( # of votes:79 )
What is the secret to success?  ( # of votes:447 )
If you knew you wouldn't get caught, you would put _____ in your boss' morning coffee  ( # of votes:259 )
What do you need to make it through your day?  ( # of votes:278 )
Why do you think the last poll was up so long?  ( # of votes:90 )
What should the next poll be?  ( # of votes:30 )
What's the best reason to call in sick?  ( # of votes:170 )
Why haven't you bought a sticker yet?  ( # of votes:175 )
Of these suggestions from last week's QOTW, which would you like to see first?  ( # of votes:139 )
How many hours per night do you get to sleep?  ( # of votes:203 )
Would you rather be...  ( # of votes:76 )
How would you like to see us post articles?  ( # of votes:171 )
When we post a poll about what to do with the site, do you think we listen?  ( # of votes:148 )
In this day and age, is it acceptable to conduct a phone interview sans pants?  ( # of votes:194 )
Which would you rather have?  ( # of votes:101 )
As a follow-up to last week's poll, Spoonman's phone number is:  ( # of votes:49 )
Cheesy Marketing Poll #1

I visit WoS:
  ( # of votes:81 )
Spoonman is a:  ( # of votes:63 )
The unknown cunt, Spoonman, would like you all to:  ( # of votes:67 )
The new comics rock, right?  ( # of votes:89 )
Forums: should we just put up what we have, despite it not integrating with the site (means you'll have an extra signon for it), or wait until it's "mostly done".  ( # of votes:67 )
Okay, should we post an action shot of Spoonman in one of our new thongs?  ( # of votes:235 )
Do you think Spoonman should change the fucking poll more often?  ( # of votes:72 )
Read this article, tell me what you think!  ( # of votes:112 )
Out of the following four choices, whom would you prefer working for?  ( # of votes:257 )
What would you rather be doing right at this very moment?  ( # of votes:63 )
What TV show are you really looking forward to this season?  ( # of votes:55 )
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  ( # of votes:44 )
Which is the best installment of George Romero's "Dead" series?  ( # of votes:30 )
How many days is your boss giving you off for Christmas?  ( # of votes:57 )
New Year, New Resolutions. Which best describes yours?  ( # of votes:37 )
Are you gonna shop til you drop during Tax-Free Week?  ( # of votes:22 )
If you could take a vacation, where would you rather go?  ( # of votes:33 )
What is your biggest fear?  ( # of votes:44 )
How do you feel about religion?  ( # of votes:32 )
Should the WoS staff "unmask" much like Kiss did in the 80s? I.E., do you people really wanna see what the hell we look like?  ( # of votes:56 )
Do you believe there is a government conspiracy surrounding the crash of Flight 77 into the Pentagon on 9-11?  ( # of votes:148 )
Paper or plastic?  ( # of votes:215 )
What's your internet "dirty pleasure"?  ( # of votes:47 )
Who do you despise most at your job?  ( # of votes:15 )
Instead of working, what would you RATHER be doing?  ( # of votes:48 )
What's your Halloween style?  ( # of votes:29 )
How may times have you been fired in the last ten years?  ( # of votes:15 )
How many days before Christmas do you put up your tree?  ( # of votes:58 )

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