WorkOrSpoon.com Privacy Policy

Simply:

1. You don't need to register to access the content posted by others at WorkOrSpoon.com. We give you free reign on reading. Posting in the forums and feedback, however, require registration. Registration requires a valid e-mail address to cut down on annoying people. You know who you are. It may change in the future that we have some pay areas, or private content.
2. Cookies are used for the purposes of auto-logging you in, and perhaps keeping track of your shopping cart in the store. Nothing else.
3. We log information about visitors in our log files, however the information stored is aggregated for the purpose of charting what people do, on average, on our site. Things collected are: display size, so we can see, "do we need to bother writing for 640x480 anymore?", Username, see 2., etc. We don't have any idea who left those blips on the charts, so we don't use anything about YOU.
4. We do not publish for children. Out content should probably not be viewed by children, although I doubt they'd ever understand it. Hell, we don't. However, it's your job to keep your kids off our site. We rate it with every rating standard there is. You get even a reasonably good kid filter and they won't get here. Since we don't collect age information, we have no idea if a user IS a child. We will do our best to remove them, however, it ain't our fault they were here in the first place!
5. We reserve the right to publicly display anything that you send us.  This includes, but is not limited to, email, photographs, drawings, videos, written letters, links to other sites, etc. In other words, don't be mad if you send us hate mail and we post it on the site and make fun of you.
6. The views expressed in the article comments section are not neccesarily the views of the WorkOrSpoon.com staff. If you find something someone said offensive, don't bitch at us. In fact, if you offended by this site at all, then be smart and stop reading it.
7. We will never, under any circumstance (except for sex with asian strippers) give or sell your email address to anyone else for any reason. We hate spam just as much as you and want no part in promoting it.

Basically: It comes down to this; we don't care about you. We hate you. We couldn't care less about you. Wanna know why? We only want to know about your idiot coworkers! If you don't tell us, someone else in your company will eventually, so why would we waste our time with YOU!?

Eh, who are we kidding? It's YOU we like, it's them we hate!