The WorkOrSpoon Song
Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"
If you're happy and you know it, eat a dick
If you're happy and you know it, eat a dick
When I feel sad and blue, godammit you should too.
Oh, If you're happy and you know it, eat a dick
Please shoot me in the head, I'm in hell
Please shoot me in the head, I'm in hell
Please shoot me in the head, turn the wall behind me red
Oh, please shoot me in the head, I'm in hell
I hate my fucking job, I wanna die
I hate my fucking job, I wanna die
I think I'm gonna go and stick a spoon right in my eye
Oh, I hate my fucking job, I wanna die
If you're happy at fucking work, you're a tard
If you're happy at fucking work, you're a tard
I wanna stick my fucking foot right up your fucking ass
Oh, If you're happy at fucking work, you're a tard
I killed my boss with a shovel, watch her bleed
I killed my boss with a shovel, watch her bleed
I killed my boss with a shovel, cuz a gun wasn't accessible
Oh, I killed my boss with a shovel, watch her bleed
If you don't want to go to work, choose the spoon
If you don't want to go to work, choose the spoon
And why not tell a friend? They'll thank you in the end
Oh, If you don't want to go to work, choose the spoon
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