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spoonworthy (spōōn' wûrthé) adj. - Any activity where gouging your eye out with a spoon would be less painful.
Usage: "I have a spoonworthy marketing meeting at 3."

spoon (spōōn) n. - Anything for which dealing with is spoonworthy.
Usage: "I heard the new CEO is a total spoon."

fork (fôrk) n. - The opposite of something that is spoonworthy.
Usage: "That stripper is a real fork!"

spork (spôrk) n. - A cross between a fork and a spoon resulting in a near paradox.
Usage: "My job is awesome but the pay sucks. It's kind of a spork".

clocksuckers (klŏk' sǔkər) - These are the people who sit and stare at the clock during their last hour, mentally ticking off the seconds left until they leave. They don't do any real work during this time, they just run down the clock, sucking time away from the company. Clocksuckers. Remember it, use it.